*Almost-Legal Notice: The displayed photograph was captured over 20 years ago. The individual depicted is no longer a toddler and can be legally employed without violating child labour laws - pinky swear.
It’s nice of you to drop by.
Here’s my baby picture. Now breaking the ice is easy—when we meet face-to-face you can always say how much I’ve grown since you last saw me.
Seems like people in the industry are looking for status-quo challengers, so let me tell you about that.
I like my burgers in sandwich bread, not buns. Always order it that way!
I shaved my head clean when I was 5. People didn’t really get it back then, but I still think it was pretty 'kul' (don’t hold that pun against me).
I broke the status quo and Italian law by travelling across the country without buying a single train ticket. Got caught in the end, though.
Currently, challenging the status quo as a copywriter at Zulu Alpha Kilo, Toronto.